I am speechless.
The bus driver scolded us(yes, i mean the WHOLE BUS) for 20 minutes today!
Why?.....
You guys must be thinking...
1.Someone stole his wallet and he is in a bad mood?
Ans: No, from my observation, his wallet is safely tucked in his jacket.
2.His wife must have left him and run off with a younger man!
Ans: I have no idea about this. And if his wife really run off....(sorry, the author of this post is currently praying for the wife's happiness in a better place...)
3.OMG!!!Some students must have forgotten the MOST IM PORTANT THING in the WHOLE FREAKING WORLD!!!THE STUDENT CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!THE STUDENT CARD!!!!!!!!IT'S LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!!!
Ans:As much as i find this hideously RIDICULOUS, it is the truth.
He did scold us for 20 minutes because someone has forgotten their student id.
The bus driver said,
1. Kad ni macam nyawa kamu tau! Kena bawa ke mana-mana saja1 Kena gantung kat leher!!!!!!!
My level of annoyance and irritation as i sit in the bus: slightly annoyed
2.Apa hal ni?!! Nampak saya baru terhegeh-hegeh nak pakai kad!Kalau nampak driver lain, buat tak peduli je. Kamu anggap saya ni apa?!! Kamu anggap driver lain tu apa?!!!!BLa...bla...bla...(he went on and on about going to kursus and can you believe it?all this from just one tiny yellow card...)
My level of annoyance:Going to snap his neck soon if he doesn't stop...
Just then, an unfortunate girl came onto the bus without her student id...
Driver with PMS: AMOI!!MANA STUDENT ID?!!! YOU KELUAR!!
Amoi(with a smug but angry look): Takes out card reluctantly while mutterring "crazy bus driver" under her breath.
No, i am NOT that amoi, in case you guys never notice, ever since i lost my first student id(heartless people, charge me RM30 to make a new one), i always hang my student id on my neck whenever i go to my college.
Later, he lectured us again and again about the oh-so-important student id.
My level of irritation:Going to die from the depletion of brain cells(his lecture is driving me nuts)
And after that he went towards that amoi's place and scold and scold her again...
My level of irritation:GOING TO DRIVE THE BUS FOR HIM if he doesn't stop his preaching.
after some good 20 minutes of threatening us with "Encik Hassan" here and there, "Jumpa Guard" here and there, yeah...he finally stopped.
As for me, i am extremely G-L-A-D that he is NOT the bus driver when i go back to the hostel later.
My God, there's no way i can survive another minute with him.
4 comments:
WELL.....leekuan... we must avoid him like a plague....this is not the first time, remember? but it is amazing that he can launch on a verbal nuclear bomb for 20 minutes!!! OMG!!! i hope i wont be there the next time when he spit out an endless tirade on the issue of student id for an hour....
Yo...really loh....i am like what the hell!!!but he just when on and on...until he's finally satisfied of our 'fearful' faces...
That fat driver is really annoying.. I kena once and i still remember..It's not because of student id... Gonna complaint bout him soon...
yeah... stupid fat driver... as if he has enough sense to lecture us about rules... he breaks the road rules whenever he drives!!! driving so recklessly!!!
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